A portion of every rub purchase is donated to small Kona Coffee family farms that have been fighting a coffee berry borer beetle that's been threatening their livelihood since 2011.
There are only two things in this world that are guaranteed, death and taxes. Well, now you can add a third, Kona Coffee in every rub that we offer. Finding only the greatest Kona Coffee isn't easy, it often looks like Indiana Jones finding his way to the Temple of Doom. Kali-ma!
Coffee is a natural tenderizer, the acidity breaks down the meat like a 200 pound bodybuilder emotionally melting when playing with a puppy. This allows for other spices to penetrate the meat like stuffing a closet with junk when unexpected company rings the doorbell.
If you're in 'merica then shipping’s on us. So load up your cart with over $50 worth and you'll automatically get free shipping at checkout.
If there's a problem, yo, we'll solve it. We stand by our products 100%, no ifs, ands, or butts. We'll take it back and refund you in full. No questions asked, up to 60 days later.
Just like the life-saving invention of penicillin, we started out as an accident. Flash forward from 2011, we have rubs and a mission.
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