Rub My Heiny

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Rub My Heiny’s cocoa powder showcases a hint of bitterness like an overworked and underpaid employee. But is offset with the sweetness of brown sugar like the sun kissing the skin of scantily clad surfer. The natural acidity from our Kona Coffee balances both elements and ties it together in holy matrimony. We spent countless hours perfecting the ratio of cayenne and paprika that gave way to balanced heat and smokiness. We consider this to be our flagship product as it has 11 different spices working together like the gears in our fake Rolex we bought in the park. Note: quality products are sold here, not on park benches.

Features

Just one ounce of rub will easily season 3+ lbs of pork
It’ll make you forget your name when used on pork chops, pork loin, pork butt, ribs, spare ribs, elk, bison, sheep, rabbit, lamb, venison, and more
The air-tight zipper keeps it fresh up to 18 months, like the Prince of Bel Air

Ingredients

Jam-packed with 11 spices like teenage girls at a free BTS concert: salt, cocoa powder, Kona Coffee, paprika, celery seed, garlic, onion, brown sugar, coriander, black pepper, and cayenne pepper
Gluten-free, non-GMO, all-natural, no MSG, no additives, and dairy-free.

Julie E.

WOW!!! As a commercial lobsterman (Female captain) from a small island off the coast of Maine, it isn't often that I have the opportunity to invite my friends over to try something new and I must say that they LOVED rub my Heiny!!! So Did I for that matter! They were so shocked at how tender My Heiny was after rubbing it thoroughly and liberally!! They are anxious to Rub my Breasts next week!!! Thank you for spicing up our quite island life!!! Capt. Julie

Catherine F.

Best Crown Pork Roast Ever!!!. After brining, just dry off and slap that rub right on let it sit to allow the meat to really soak in the flavors. Awesome taste and so easy to apply.

Mark S.

Best dirty rub on the planet!

Elaine G.

perfection!

Donald P.

It was a flook how I got aware of your dirty named rubs. I was waiting at the airport for Kona after a wonderful island week for a return flight to California after celebrating our 60th Anniversary . I wondered around the concessions at the airport and ended up in the gift store looking for a snack. My eye struck a package named Rub My Meat and was about to pick it up when a man almost brushed me aside as he grabbed all four packages on the stand. I confronted him and told him he snatched my intended purchase and he was embarrassed and apologised. He then handed me one of the packages and proceeded to give me a complete rundown of what he called the best rub in the world in finite detail. He said I had to experience this addictive product and paid for my package and congratulated me on 60 years of marriage . As it turns out when we got home and tried it out it ended up being one of the best gifts we received and we are addicted.

Kelly S.

Hands down (or should I say dirty), best rubs I've ever used! I ordered the larger 5 oz multi pack and glad I did. These guys know their BBQ. The pic here is a finished tenderloin using the pork rub, aka Rub my Heiny. My kids usually douse their meat in a BBQ sauce, but nobody asked for the sauce (and definitely didn't need it). The flavor was perfect on its own. Also worth noting that there is a ton of product in the bag and should last me through quite a few BBQ rounds. The checkout process was super easy and shipping went smooth. I'm very happy with my purchase and will definitely be buying again when I run out. My family is big on BBQ and thinking these will make great gifts for Christmas. I BBQ a ton and just really impressed with the flavor and quality. I'm looking forward to seeing your recipes!